| A Courtesy of Healing Touch Chiropractic and Dr. Gary L. Easter. Flu Shot and Alzheimer's
Humor Seen on a T-Shirt: NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Parenthood Humor
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back-seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?" It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me."Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?" Philosophy:
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
Marcus Aurelius Chiropractic Testimonial
My Whole Family Is Healthier -- As the mother of 2 young boys who seemed always "sick" and on some kind of antibiotic, I was ready to try something new. I wanted to help them build stronger bodies for better health, but I just didn't know how to break the habits of illness and medications. I decided to try chiropractic at the urging of a friend. Well now I understand how the brain, spine and nervous system work together to send messages to and from the organs, thus creating a body that works at its best without interference. What a difference this knowledge and care have made not only in our children, but also in myself and my husband ! We have never been healthier, our attitudes are more positive, and we are sleeping better. My husband no longer suffers from excruciating leg cramps, we both get a full night's sleep, and are able to fight off illness much better now that we are receiving chiropractic care. Now that I am pregnant with our 3rd child, I've noticed how much better I feel this time compared with the last 2 pregnancies. What a difference ! Thank you chiropractic and thank you all so much for giving us a healthier way of living !
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Since flu shot season is nearly here, let's consider the findings of Hugh Fudenberg, MD, the world's leading immunogeneticist and 13th most quoted biologist of our times (850 papers in biomedical journals). His research revealed that if an individual had five consecutive flu shots his/her chances of getting Alzheimer's Disease was ten times higher than if they had one, two or no shots. (1) Dr. Fudenberg explained that the aluminum and mercury in the flu shot (also in many childhood shots) build up in the brain causing damage (mercury also has an affinity for kidney tissue). Is this why Alzheimer's is expected to quadruple? (2) Note: Ethylene glycol, phenol, formaldehyde and other chemicals are also in the flu shot.